Things my best friend and I do...
It's a simple list. It is in no way an all-inclusive list. It is subject to change and/or addition.
- •Verbal shorthand.Can we just......👉👈
- •Enable one another's DQ cravings.I want something sweet. D'you want something sweet?
- •Critique judges' critiques on reality TV shows.Seriously?? Wtf are you thinking, Isaac? That dress is old cotton candy wrapped in fugly dyed fabric! He didn't even sew it!! Gahhhh!!
- •Think we could totally hang with Tina Fey & Amy Poehler.I want to sit back & watch him make them stop and think.... He can do it.
- •Believe, fully, we are two of the most hilarious people we know.I'm glad we're funny.
- •Get each other. We just *get* each other.
- •Appreciate Jason Bateman.I meannnnnn.....
- •Don't understand Beliebers. Fuck.Amirite?! Gahhhhhduhhh!
- •Think we're the world's best Best Friends.That's right. Ya gotta capitalize it. It's a title. It's an honor. It's a proper noun, people.