Quotes that make me giggle

People say some weird things and it makes me giggle.
  1. "If you set a cow on fire, does it smell like beef?"
  2. "I am not amused"
  3. "But does he wear a seat belt now?"
  4. "It smells like urine and piss!"
  5. "What are these boners on my feet?"
  6. "Pat my puss"