BEST THINGS YOU CAN PRETTY MUCH ONLY GET FROM THE ICE CREAM MAN

Sure you can probably get these at the store too, but why ever think about them when you can get Ben & Jerry's instead?
  1. "Screwballs"
    The ones with the bubblegum on the very bottom of some pretty sub-par ice cream
  2. A deformed SpongeBob Popsicle
  3. ChocoTacos
  4. Drugs (just a rumor)
    Suggested by   @bjnovak
  5. Soft serve when you want hard ice cream/hard ice cream when you want soft serve
    Suggested by   @amber