BEST THINGS YOU CAN PRETTY MUCH ONLY GET FROM THE ICE CREAM MAN
Sure you can probably get these at the store too, but why ever think about them when you can get Ben & Jerry's instead?
The ones with the bubblegum on the very bottom of some pretty sub-par ice cream
A deformed SpongeBob Popsicle
Drugs (just a rumor)
Soft serve when you want hard ice cream/hard ice cream when you want soft serve