Sure you can probably get these at the store too, but why ever think about them when you can get Ben & Jerry's instead?
  1. "Screwballs"
    The ones with the bubblegum on the very bottom of some pretty sub-par ice cream
  2. A deformed SpongeBob Popsicle
  3. ChocoTacos
  4. Drugs (just a rumor)
    Suggested by @bjnovak
  5. Soft serve when you want hard ice cream/hard ice cream when you want soft serve
    Suggested by @amber