FAVORITE HARRIS'S FOAM CORNER JOKES
I want to know what people's favorites were! Please suggest some! You can find a master list I put together here: http://mulaneysbutt.tumblr.com/post/112200710079/the-harriss-foam-corner-joke-masterpost
- •"Wheat thins? Call me when they’re Wheat THICKS! Gimme that wheat!"
- •"(I call this one “Fun with words”) I’ve said, “I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again” before, but I’ll say, “I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again” again."
- •"Wifi? Because-fi."
- •"This is a true story: One time I said to a guy that I loved learning new things. I was like, “I’m a bit of an infomaniac.” And he thought I said nymphomaniac. So he fucked me. And I said, “No, no, no! I like info! I’m an infomanic!” and he said, “Well here’s some info, you just got fucked. Clean yourself up!”"
- •"I wanna open a Jamaican/Irish/Spanish small plate breakfast restaurant and call it Tapas the Morning to Ja."Suggested by @darby
- •I think that Freud just really wanted to fuck his mom and then was like “Hey guys, isn’t it crazy that we all wanna do that?” And then his friends were probably like “I don’t!” And he’s like “Yeah you do, I’m fuckin’ Freud”.Suggested by @clillie