1. Bj does no wrong
  2. I can validate my irrational thought process via the intranets.
  3. Just another way to avoid . laundry .
  4. I can appear cooler than I actually am by recommending it to my cooler friends. Is cool still cool? Must look this up on UD
  5. Make a mental note to make a list of things I look up on Urban Dictionary.
  6. See, super helpful.
  7. Did I mention laundry? And avoiding it?