1. Smoking while holding a baby
  2. Smoking while blowing up balloons
  3. Holding a lit cigarette in the same hand as a full balloon
    And being pissed when the balloon pops
  4. Not setting up your kid's first birthday party
  5. But making sure everyone else arrives early to do all the work
  6. Showing up late because you had to get ready
    But you're wearing sweats & an oversized T
  7. To end this,
  8. I don't understand most of the decisions that a specific group of people make
  9. And that's ok