THINGS I SAW PEOPLE DOING AT THE BEACH TODAY

  1. A very pregnant woman taking a selfie
  2. A guy taking professional photos of his squealing pug
  3. Annoying couples giving each other piggy back rides
  4. Other annoying couples taking provocative photos laying on the beach
  5. Tourists attempting to put up a tent in the wind and failing
  6. A man rubbing sunscreen on his (assumed) girlfriend's ass
  7. Tourists from before moving to the other side to put up their tent and, somehow, succeeding?
  8. A guy wearing a full length wet suit but only putting his feet into the water
  9. A soccer mum taking 1937927203 pictures of her two perfect children