HOW TO BE ME IN 5 EASY STEPS

Inspired by @franksars
  1. 1.
    When you're not having fun at the bar or club, leave suddenly without telling anyone so they can worry about you.
  2. 2.
    Cry every time you come home after 4 am
  3. 3.
    Alienate people with your RBF
  4. 4.
    Keep a journal
    And glue lots of stuff in it to make it nice and fat.
  5. 5.
    Have zero chill