this is just an advertisement for myself because i am a shameless narcissist and also i think i'm hilarious.
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    This is a terrible tweet displaying a moment of personal weakness. I don't know why anyone liked it.
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    Some mild situational comedy, required little skill on my part.
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    Real snobby, LA.
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    I think I accidentally plagiarized this from a tumblr post honestly.
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    A disappointing event.
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    My own personal shame.
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    Apparently we do.
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    Honestly this is SO FUNNY TO ME.
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    No one should ever date me.
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    So yeah anyway follow me on twitter