1. What does gird mean?
    As in "gird your loins"
  2. What did they do before food processors?
    Mash that shit up with a fork?
  3. What is sitting under the apple tree a euphemism for?
    As in "don't sit under the apple tree with anyone else but me." WHAT is going on under those apple trees????!
  4. How do you tell the difference between Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson and Vin Diesel?
    Ok seriously help me