QUESTIONS I'VE ALWAYS BEEN TOO EMBARRASSED TO ASK
- •What does gird mean?As in "gird your loins"
- •What did they do before food processors?Mash that shit up with a fork?
- •What is sitting under the apple tree a euphemism for?As in "don't sit under the apple tree with anyone else but me." WHAT is going on under those apple trees????!
- •How do you tell the difference between Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson and Vin Diesel?Ok seriously help me