Inspired by @lame. Most of these happened in the past three weeks I mean honestly men are gross.
  1. The Gentleman
    Static
    So are your manners!
  2. The Artist
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    Well in that case, SIGN ME UP!
  3. Dehydrated
    Static
    Actually only about 60% better buy some Gatorade
  4. The Sommelier
    Static
    Hard pass
  5. The Daredevil
    Static
    Do I ever
  6. The Best Historian Alive
    Static
  7. Satan
    Static
    Only way to deal with these people tbh
  8. Clingy
    Static
    Nope
  9. The Poet
    Static
    What are we talking about here? The forest? Vaginal childbirth?
  10. Inquisitive
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    No and I don't want to know
  11. The Linguist
    Static
    I don't know how to tell you this, but the French wasn't the problem (he was more than twice my age 🙃)