TERRIBLE EXCHANGES FROM OKCUPID I SAVED FOR YOUR AMUSEMENT 💁💕
Inspired by @lame. Most of these happened in the past three weeks I mean honestly men are gross.
- •The GentlemanSo are your manners!
- •The ArtistWell in that case, SIGN ME UP!
- •DehydratedActually only about 60% better buy some Gatorade
- •The SommelierHard pass
- •The DaredevilDo I ever
- •The Best Historian Alive
- •SatanOnly way to deal with these people tbh
- •The PoetWhat are we talking about here? The forest? Vaginal childbirth?
- •InquisitiveNo and I don't want to know
- •The LinguistI don't know how to tell you this, but the French wasn't the problem (he was more than twice my age 🙃)