THE STUPIDEST THINGS I DID IN COLLEGE

  1. Drank out of a puddle for 3 points on a scavenger hunt
  2. Ate half a brownie, forgot, and then ate the other half
    I puked neon orange jungle juice on my carpet and woke up in a grass skirt
  3. Stayed up all night remaking Captain America: The First Avenger after last call at the bars
  4. Walked into a stranger's apartment to wave at my friends on the balcony across the street
  5. Let my friend come on a road trip to Canada knowing his passport was expired
  6. Stripped down to my underwear to submerge myself in a fountain in a well-lit courtyard