THE WORST THINGS ABOUT HAVING TWO STRAIGHT MALE ROOMMATES
aka Why I Will Never Get Married and Plan Instead to Live on a Compound with my Beautiful Lady Friends
- •They ran out of hand soap in their bathroom in January and NEVER REPLACED IT.Sometimes I remember this and then I'm afraid to touch any surface in my apartment.
- •I feel weird leaving my room in my underwear or changing clothes in the living room.This was a common occurrence in my college apartment.
- •They make that "Ahhh you scared me!!!" joke whenever I do a face mask.And they think it's hilarious every time.
- •We can't share clothes.I mean, I guess we could, but...I...don't...want to.
- •No one to advise me on what lipstick to wear.I asked once and was met with a great deal of bewilderment.
- •EDIT: I just asked one if he wanted to watch Lemonade with me and he said "Lemonade? What's Lemonade?"I am DONE.