Inspired by @lame
  1. We went on to have like seven flings of varying length with Seth
    Honestly if you can figure out how to prevent this, maybe do that. That boy is BAD NEWS.
  2. I haven't published a novel.
    I know you have a pact with Emma that you will publish by eighteen like Christopher Paolini but we're both underachievers and eighteen is younger than ya think!
  3. I am a teacher.
    Yes, I KNOW that in kindergarten when Anna Bellantoni said she wanted to be a teacher you were like "why the FUCK would you want to do that?" To be honest I also kind of feel that way but HERE WE ARE.
  4. I live in a foreign country?????
    Still don't believe this honestly