THINGS THAT MAKE MEN ANGRY

In my experience
  1. When you tell them they overpaid for drugs
    They're always like "u just got a deal cause ur a girl" and I'm like how dare you undermine my shrewd business sense?
  2. Misandrist jokes
    Today I told my roommate "I'm proud of you, even though you're a man." He was NOT amused.
  3. High-waisted shorts
    Get over it PUHLEAZE