THINGS TO DO WHEN YOU WAKE UP FIRST AT A SLUMBER PARTY AND ALL YOUR FRIENDS ARE STILL ASLEEP

I was ALWAYS this kid
  1. Go through their medicine cabinet
  2. Go through their parents' medicine cabinet
    Probably more interesting
  3. Talk to their pets
  4. Read their diary
  5. Find where their mom hides the chocolate
  6. Read their copy of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
  7. Watch all the channels your parents don't have because you only have public television
  8. Play Pokémon on their Gameboy because your mom won't buy you one
    Get really invested in your Charmander and cry when you have to go home
  9. Eat all their Lucky Charms
  10. Lie still for hours, paralyzed by your own existential dread