THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT ME IF YOU WANNA DATE
Inspired by @lame
- •I don't want anyone to know we are dating.You can tell your friends and I can tell my friends but any mutual acquaintances must be kept IN THE DARK.
- •I will endear your friends to me by making fun of you.
- •I am very competitive and I'd rather cheat than lose.Did I mention I am a bad person?
- •You're allowed to be smarter than me but you're not allowed to know you are.
- •I am very lazyI will insist on most of our hanging out to happen at my house and I will make you bring food.
- •I hate your phone.Put it away.
- •I will bite you.