FACT ABOUT YOURSELF YOU RATHER KEEP TO YOURSELF ON YOUR FIRST DATE

  1. I take my dishes out of the dishwasher when I need to use them instead of putting them away
  2. I'm a hoarder
    Please don't look in my closets please don't look in my closets please don't look in my closets
  3. I will shower for big events otherwise I'll dry shave my legs and wash my important parts (hands)
  4. I lie about knowing how to cook HOPE U LIKE POSTMATES HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAHHAAHHAHAAHHAHAHAGA
  5. What is credit
  6. What is a politics
  7. I'm allergic to dogs but yes I'll look at 500 pics of ur dog that sounds great oh he wears a sweater when it's cold AHHH UR SOOO FUNNY!
  8. If I'm not fed every 3 hours I'll murder u 😘