FUCK-IT LIST

people id like to have romantic encounters with
  1. HOT CHEF W TATTOOS AND BAD TEMPER, ACCENT PREFERRED BUT NOT NEEDED
  2. A COMEDY WRITER WHO IS BOTH JEWISH AND BUDDHIST
  3. VEGAN ROCKSTAR-NOT MOBY
  4. A MAN WHO HAS ADOPTED ROCKABILLY STYLE
  5. GENT W SOUTHERN ACCENT, PERSONALITY THAT OF NICHOLAS SPARKS FILM
  6. WAY OLDER MAN, PROFESSOR TYPE, GREAT CONVERSATIONALIST- I WILL HEREIN DEFINE MYSELF AS A SAPIOSEXUAL
  7. I WANT BILL MURRAY TO KISS ME ON THE FOREHEAD ONCE
  8. STRUGGLING ARTIST OR GRAPHIC DESIGNER WHO SMELLS LIKE SANTAL 33
  9. OVERWEIGHT CHUBBY MAN, BEARDED, LOVEABLE, CLUMSY, ALWAYS HAS PIT STAINS, LOVES ME DEARLY
  10. CLASSICALLY HOT GUY (BRITISH?) WHO SURPRISINGLY HAS AMAZING PERSONALITY, FUNNIER THAN ME SO I DUMP HIM- HE IS DEVASTATED