I THINK THERES A BURGLAR IN MY HOUSE BUT IM TOO LAZY TO FIND OUT

  1. There's weird noises upstairs
  2. Did I leave that light on?
  3. Oh, it might be the wind
  4. Upstairs feels v far away
  5. Should I check?
  6. What's the worst that could happen
  7. I watched years of Buffy I feel like i could handle this
  8. Ok fine I'll go upstairs
  9. No one here
  10. Weird
  11. Bummer
  12. Am I paranoid?
  13. Maybe
  14. Did I kind of *want* a burglar?
  15. Feels like a cry for attention
  16. *writes a list*