LIES I TELL

  1. I go to McDonalds "just for the coffee"
  2. I only got delivery once today!
  3. My eyelashes are real
  4. Oh, we met through mutual friends! (Twitter)
  5. I'm not afraid
  6. "No it's fine!"
  7. "I'm full"
  8. I love Beyoncé
  9. I support all women
    I HATE GWENYTH AND SHALEINE WOODLEY
  10. I am perfect in relationships and have worked through all my issues
    Instagram stalked this AM
  11. I liked birdman
  12. I'd never go to sea world