1. Buying Lindt chocolate at gelsons checkout
  2. Running out of toilet paper and using paper towels instead and not caring
  3. Asking for your friends Instagram account to stalk
  4. Beginning to drink espresso
  5. Thinking you are worthy of a memoir
  6. Buying a nightie to sleep in when you are single
  7. Taking up witchcraft
  8. Wearing crystals in your bra
  9. Visiting a shaman
  10. Driving on empty
  11. Smoking Capri 100s