THINGS VOICES DO THAT I HATE

  1. Change when you talk to dogs
    Literally the worst talk to your dog like the scholar he is!
  2. Change when you lie
    Me? Cheat? Me? You sound like you just sucked helium the gigs up
  3. Get awkwardly high pitched when you run into someone you haven't seen in a long time
    Oh my goddddd! Jessicaaaa!
  4. Quiver when sad or nervous
    Ugh
  5. Get loud when angry
    Maybe ok with this
  6. Never met a human who can whisper