WAYS YOU KNOW YOURE OVER SOMEONE

  1. Songs on the radio no longer remind you of them
    Talking to you, GOTYE
  2. Don't feel the need to text them about good or bad news
  3. Sexual memories of them no longer get you off while you're...ya kno
  4. You don't feel weird after you hook up with someone else, especially the first time
  5. Missing them turns to hatred turns to complete neutrality or even compassion