WEIRD THINGS I DID LAST 2 DAYS

  1. Lied and told my smoothie guy I was going to the beach
    He said my outfit was beachy and I didn't have a response so I responded "I'm going to the beach"
  2. Sleeping on my couch last night bc there's a moth in my room
    Don't like flying insects love Richard Gere movies
  3. Ate 5 day old Chinese food
    I want harvey danger flagpole sitta 2 play at my funeral
  4. Had the monogamy talk with my non bf
    ANYONE HAVE COOL GUYS TO SET ME UP WITH BC IT DIDNT GO WELL HSHAHSHAHA 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪 just kidding play it cool Alison
  5. Took 2 naps
    So nice I did it twice
  6. Stood up for myself
    LIKE IYANLA WOULD WANT ME TO!
  7. Met friend at palihouse but went to Pali hotel so was late LOL
  8. Eating broccoli r n