WORST THINGS ABT THANKSGIVING

  1. That one vegetarian my mom now has to cater the menu to
  2. The silent acknowledgement that I looked more attractive last year
    Got weird haircut, have gained weight
  3. The request to take the Xmas card photo at thanksgiving dinner
  4. "Yes, I'm single again this year too. Yes, I guess I am kind of 7th wheeling this dinner hahaha good one."
  5. "No freelancing isn't the same as unemployed. Well sometimes it is. What am I working on right now? Well..."
  6. Turkey is the worst tasting source of protein
  7. THE CLEAN UP