How to Always Be Late
I've gotten VERY good at this
- 1.assume showering/dressing takes one minute total
- 2.establish 7-8 places you regularly leave your shoes, forget which one you most recently used
- 3.repeat the above with your keys
- 4.bank on encountering unusually low amounts of traffic
- 5.assume parking takes zero minutes total
- 6.have fun!