Why Headbands Rule

Requested by @johnnywebber. I have never worn one for any length of time but my daughter's way up in 'em and I believe the case for them is fairly strong.
  1. 1.
    they keep certain lengths of hair out of your eyes
  2. 2.
    they evoke memories of some of the most delightfully silly bands of years past
  3. 3.
    they are inherently sloppy so they prevent you from getting too finicky about yourself
  4. 4.
    they won't make your whole head hot like a hat
  5. 5.
    you can wipe your sweat on 'em
  6. 6.
    they make you look like an exerciser and thus might make you very slightly more likely to exercise
  7. 7.
    throwing one off is a cool "let's dance, motherfucker" move if someone tries to mess with you
  8. 8.
    I don't think any rappers have yet rhymed "headband" and "red-band" but it'll be awesome when one does
  9. 9.
    Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat wore one
  10. 10.
    Terry Funk wore one