1. Marine biologist
    Because someone needs to save the whales
  2. An architect
    But I have no artistic abilities. Also these first two are very George Costanza
  3. A seamstress
    Alas it's more of a hobby.
  4. A food blogger
    Is it even a career choice? Is my palate refined enough? Probably not to both but if money isn't an option then bring on the bagels.