THINGS I WILL NEVER LEARN TO LOVE
Please never recommend these things to me
- •Stationary yoga/meditationWaste of time. If you got things done in that time, or even took a brisk walk or drank a cup of coffee, odds are you'd feel good enough to ignore any deep urges to "empty your mind and just breathe". Besides, isn't that what sleep is for?
- •TinderThis one goes without saying. On a different note, please share with me all your Tinder horror stories. "Haha and then what ;)"
- •LicoriceIt literally gives me a headache, every time, red or black, without fail. Every time. I try every year.
- •WeedI've seen too many stoner-types to appreciate any value of recreational marijuana, regardless of legality.
- •Ice cream without toppingsWhy bother?