TOP 5 REASONS WHY I'M STILL ON MY PHONE
- •1. I'm craving oatmeal cookies so I'm searching for the "right" recipe.
- •2. I don't want to actually make cookies but I'm willing to keep searching for the "right" recipe as an excuse to stay on the couch.
- •3. It is easier to look at pictures of oatmeal cookies than it is to make them.
- •4. My wife isn't at home telling me to put my phone down in order to talk with her.
- •5. I haven't fully decided how bad I really want oatmeal cookies this evening.