TOP 5 REASONS WHY I'M STILL ON MY PHONE

  1. 1. I'm craving oatmeal cookies so I'm searching for the "right" recipe.
  2. 2. I don't want to actually make cookies but I'm willing to keep searching for the "right" recipe as an excuse to stay on the couch.
  3. 3. It is easier to look at pictures of oatmeal cookies than it is to make them.
  4. 4. My wife isn't at home telling me to put my phone down in order to talk with her.
  5. 5. I haven't fully decided how bad I really want oatmeal cookies this evening.