Words and Phrases I Need to Stop Saying

  1. LITERALLY
    I literally say this way too much. I cringe when it comes out of my mouth.
  2. LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING
    I begin with this phrase way too many times. If I say it twice in one conversation I wanna slap myself. I'm not Coach Taylor. I don't sound as cool.
  3. CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING?
    Same as above. It's awkward. There's always that chance where the person will say no. Also, what follows is sometimes not a question.
  4. THE HOUSTON TEXANS ARE GONNA BE A TEAM TO WATCH THIS YEAR.
    Noooooooo! They never will be! Never!! I'm idiot for believing it every year!