All real quotes that I whispered to my brother during the movie. Might be spoilery!
  1. "Are you serious?"
  2. "This is what Zack Snyder considers comic relief."
    Regarding Lex Luthor's dialogue
  3. "I just fell asleep. What did I miss?"
  4. "That dialogue was really bad."
    This was during the "Do you bleed?" convo.
  5. "I thought Batman wasn't supposed to use guns."
  6. "Why are we wasting time on this?!"
    WTF. Batman's dreams
  7. "Hahahaha!"
    This happened a few times and no, it was not for an intentional joke.