Things I Would Do With a Boyfriend If I Had One Right Now

Inspired by @soniakharkar
  1. Make him scratch my back and/or head.
  2. Watch It Follows.
  3. Go to Disneyland.
  4. Respond to his sweet text with "new phone who dis."
  5. Pinch his cheeks. (Face & butt)
  6. List the several celebrities I would leave him for. (Cumberbatch, Hiddles, Fassbender, MBJ, Blake Griffin, Drake etc)
  7. Embarrass him by dancing in public places.
  8. Convert him into a Rihanna fan.
  9. Use rap lyrics in conversations without checking if he understands them.
  10. Make each other laugh. A lot.