7 THINGS I NEVER WANT TO BE

  1. 1.
    Someone who doesn't tip well
    I'm extremely conscious over this
  2. 2.
    Someone who makes others feel insecure or less than
  3. 3.
    Mean to little children
    Kids deserve respect.
  4. 4.
    Unreliable
    Much like the Friends theme song, I'll Be There For You
  5. 5.
    Someone who uses cheap toilet paper
    I'm sorry, but to be the best you gotta train like the best
  6. 6.
    Predictable
  7. 7.
    Your "manic pixie dream girl"
    IM THE PROTAGONIST OF MY OWN STORY!!!!!!!!! FIND YOUR QUIRKY GIRL SOMEWHERE ELSE.