7 TIMES THE SMITHS LYRICS WENT FROM 0 TO 100, REAL QUICK

God bless you, Morrissey
  1. "Hang the DJ!"
    (Panic)
  2. "In my life, why do I give valuable time to people who I'd much rather kick in the eye"
    (Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now)
  3. "Sweetness, I was only joking when I said I'd like to smash every tooth in your head"
    (Bigmouth Strikes Again)
  4. "There were times when I could have murdered her. But you know, I would hate anything to happen to her"
    (Girlfriend In A Coma)
  5. "Since you ask, you are a flatulent pain in the arse"
    (Frankly, Mr. Shankly)
  6. "Belligerent ghouls run Manchester schools, spineless bastards all."
    (The Headmasters Ritual)
  7. "I thought that if you had an acoustic guitar then it meant that you were a protest singer"
    (Shakespeare's Sister)