Favorite things to see while waiting on a delayed plane

I'm stuck at the airport waiting for my plane. 2.5 hours delayed and counting...
  1. People who don't know how to sleep
  2. Family with 13 kids who would gladly kill all of them to get on the plane
  3. A bar
  4. "The hunt for an outlet" folks
  5. Near suicidal ticket agent
  6. That laser eye look the "delayed" group gives to the "we're getting on a plane before you" group
  7. Improvised pillows that should not be pillows