As Requested by @videodrew
  1. If you're worried you are, you're probably not
  2. Just because you lie and cheat, as do we all--because maybe we are all a wee bit antisocial--
  3. If you aren't wetting your bed, setting fires to your parents home or torturing small animals
  4. You aren't the CEO of a major bank or starting the next gulf war
  5. You feel guilt or fear or shame about how you impact others
  6. So breathe . . .