1. How did I get here?
  2. These boneless wings are fantastic.
  3. If any of these old dudes hits on me... I will not be your trophy wife.
  4. If any of these young dudes hits on me... I am not a cougar.
  5. This is awkward.
  6. This DJ is terrible.
  7. The bartender is super hot. (see #4)
  8. I should have stayed home and handed out candy.
  9. Oh. My. God.
  10. I don't belong in this town. < Not a new thought, mind you.
  11. Oh no, there's a dude staring.
  12. Brave Sir Robin ran away.