THINKING WHILE SITTING ALONE AT A BAR ON HALLOWEEN

  1. 1.
    How did I get here?
  2. 2.
    These boneless wings are fantastic.
  3. 3.
    If any of these old dudes hits on me... I will not be your trophy wife.
  4. 4.
    If any of these young dudes hits on me... I am not a cougar.
  5. 5.
    This is awkward.
  6. 6.
    This DJ is terrible.
  7. 7.
    The bartender is super hot. (see #4)
  8. 8.
    I should have stayed home and handed out candy.
  9. 9.
    Oh. My. God.
  10. 10.
    I don't belong in this town. < Not a new thought, mind you.
  11. 11.
    Oh no, there's a dude staring.
  12. 12.
    Brave Sir Robin ran away.