HOW TO BE JUST LIKE ANGELINA JOLIE

  1. Be born with an amazing set of genes and features
  2. Grow up with daddy issues
  3. Model
  4. Act
  5. Adopt a zillion kids
  6. Marry the sexiest man in the world
    Go find him - existing marital status is of no concern
  7. Birth a zillion beautiful babies
  8. You're welcome, you may now go forth and become just like our Angie