REASONS MY BABY WILL CALL THE POPO
All the seriously real reasons my breastfeeding 15 month needs to call the popo (police).
- •Mama covers her breast in public
- •Mama won't give milk. Right. This. Very. Instant.
- •Mama tried to wear a shirt to bed. Pff. Amateur. Nipple must be exposed at all times.
- •Pants! They're trying to put pants on me! HELP!
- •There's green stuff on my plate.
- •Mama squish me
- •Mama gives me water when I ask for water. I don't want water!!!! Give me BREAST!
- •Mama kiss me too much
- •I'm too cool for this mama chick
- •Mama wash my hair
- •Doctors office.
- •Getting in the carBecause it is 2015 and teleportation should already exist.