Failed Instagram Captions (and What They Were About)

You're only as good as your caption game
  1. Peni-chillin ! 💊 (when I had a terrible infection and an even worse sense of humor)
  2. Tar-Tar Binks (what happens when you have raw tuna for dinner and you want people to think you've actually seen Star Wars)
  3. Dosas and Samosas (Indian food)
  4. Sorry Cumberbatch, this is my new favorite Benedict (you can guess what breakfast item this was about)
  5. Shine bright like a corn (when Amanda Bynes has a break down at the same time you're having sweet corn agnolotti)
  6. Eyelashes as black as my heart, and long as the list of people I want to punch in the face (tbh may still use this one)