Recommendations for Me or the List App Tweaks

I just loaded list app. I just figured BJ's real name in Ben like me. I bet he sat behind me more than once in the Chestnut Hill Mall Friendies
  1. Make it IPad mini with keyboard friendly
  2. Or learn to type the sideways?
  3. My mother loves lists- should I show her this app?
  4. Since @bjnovak has a Book of short stories and Jesse Eisenberg has a book of short stories-should I see if Jesse has an app ready?
  5. I'll tweet now to my friends bc integrated APIs d other social apps drive me nuts.
  6. Prepare butthole.
  7. And that's my first list-written sideways.