THINGS IN OUR FLAT THAT ARE POTENTIALLY HAUNTED

  1. wardrobe
    creaks a lot? one time fell apart in the middle of the night for zero reason and we woke up terrified.
  2. shower
    too small for a human (the right size for a ghost???)
  3. bathroom mirror
    always showing us visions of the future.
  4. kettle
    emits ghostly wailing even when unplugged. full of cobwebs.
  5. books
    whisper things. sometimes pages previously full of text appear blank.
  6. lamp
    emits light, but a weird soapy light that spreads slowly across the room and makes you sleepy, and yr limbs heavy, and yr eyes, just, droop.