Things I said to a puppy today

  1. You walking mad fast.
  2. Did you really just stop in the middle of the street?
  3. You need to poop. Please.
  4. Don't tell on me. Will you tell on me?
    I accidentally stepped on her little paw ..still can't look myself in the face
  5. You look like a cute very old wise man.
  6. Can you poop?
  7. You're so smart.
  8. Thank you for pooping all over the carpet and not anywhere else.
  9. The squirrel did nothing to you.