Things I said to a puppy today
- •You walking mad fast.
- •Did you really just stop in the middle of the street?
- •You need to poop. Please.
- •Don't tell on me. Will you tell on me?I accidentally stepped on her little paw ..still can't look myself in the face
- •You look like a cute very old wise man.
- •Can you poop?
- •You're so smart.
- •Thank you for pooping all over the carpet and not anywhere else.
- •The squirrel did nothing to you.