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- •Deleting Facebook.
- •Once upon a time, I earned an MA in 16th century literature from Boston College.Probably one of the most gorgeous places in the greater Boston area, BC is a small Jesuit school with both an onsite monastery and seminary.
- •While there, I focused my work on how people of the 16th century thought about the body by reading theory like this...
- •And this...
- •These are my uncles.Peter (the Stanley Tucci look alike on the right), is my father's older brother. Joe, the adorable Italian on the left, is his husband.
- •They throw a bangin' holiday brunch.And their home looks like a Pottery Barn catalog.
- •Today we are all making the trek to my Uncle John's house.We includes me, my little sister, my wife, my uncles, my father and his girlfriend, and my grandfather. My Uncle John is a delight - he began his adult life as a Roman Catholic priest, fell in love with a woman, and left the priesthood to get married and have three wildly intelligent and delightful children.
Inspired by @lesbian who is young and hip.
- •I think of funny things all of the time!But then I don't post them because I am too old and tired and often need naps.
Because Sunday's for a teacher are just...barf.
- •Grocery shopping / menu planning / fridge cleaning
- •2 loads of laundry
- •Oiled my dining room table
- •But...like...you're so pretty.Thanks! You should see my wife.
- •So...do you like...hate men?Yes. With the burning passion of 1,000 suns. This is why boys cannot pass my class.
- •Ok, so if you're married to a girl, who's the guy in the relationship?...
- •The dougie.
- •Cut 8 inches off of my hair.
- •Bought doc martens and wore them as dress shoes.
- •Where is your homework? / What do you mean you forgot? / I lack inner calm.
- •What did you just say? / How is that okay for school? / Begone from my sight.
- •Your essay is where? / The innards of your nephew? / God, why did I ask?
Swbat = students will be able to
- •Swbat text everyone they know surreptitiously.
- •Swbat use the words penis, wrinkle, and dillwad in a complete and grammatically correct sentence.
- •Swbat makes teacher's face collapse in rage / despair / laughter at least four times.