INSPIRATIONAL HAIKUS FOR TEACHERS

  1. Where is your homework? / What do you mean you forgot? / I lack inner calm.
  2. What did you just say? / How is that okay for school? / Begone from my sight.
  3. Your essay is where? / The innards of your nephew? / God, why did I ask?
  4. I need a filling. / PD is on Wednesday... / Calling dentist now!
  5. Copier is down. / Other copier is down? / Homicides abound.