STUDENT REACTIONS WHEN I TELL THEM I'M GAY
- •But...like...you're so pretty.Thanks! You should see my wife.
- •So...do you like...hate men?Yes. With the burning passion of 1,000 suns. This is why boys cannot pass my class.
- •Ok, so if you're married to a girl, who's the guy in the relationship?...
- •Like who does the guy stuff, like fixing things and taking out the trash?Oh child, I am so glad you asked! We are actually swimming in a sea of garbage, such is the lack of testicular fortitude in our house, and you should see the spiders! It's cray cray.
- •But like, don't you wanna be a mom?Yes child, I do.
- •So...like...how does that work?Well, when two ladies really love each other they just hold hands and watch Gilmore Girls reruns for about 9 months straight. At the end a baby appears.