TEACHING OBJECTIVES FOR WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENS IN A HIGH SCHOOL CLASSROOM
Swbat = students will be able to
- •Swbat text everyone they know surreptitiously.
- •Swbat use the words penis, wrinkle, and dillwad in a complete and grammatically correct sentence.
- •Swbat makes teacher's face collapse in rage / despair / laughter at least four times.
- •Swbat add at least 2 seconds of screaming teacher or fellow student to snap story per period.
- •Swbat visit the bathroom without actually having to just to check their instafeed.
- •Swbat say something totally out of order but nonetheless brilliant.
- •Swbat fall out of chair for the pure pleasure of getting a rise out of classmates.
- •Swbat use chrome books to watch Drake's entire ouvre on vimeo.