THINGS I DID DURING THE MONTH OF OCTOBER THAT MADE MY STUDENTS GO BATSHIT
- •The dougie.
- •Cut 8 inches off of my hair.
- •Bought doc martens and wore them as dress shoes.
- •Declared my heterosexual love for Drake despite my being a married lesbian.
- •Used the words "on fleek" at least once a day.
- •Refused to give extra credit because...no.
- •Bonus item: thing that will make them go batshit tomorrow - dyed my hair purple.