THINGS I DID DURING THE MONTH OF OCTOBER THAT MADE MY STUDENTS GO BATSHIT

  1. The dougie.
  2. Cut 8 inches off of my hair.
  3. Bought doc martens and wore them as dress shoes.
  4. Declared my heterosexual love for Drake despite my being a married lesbian.
  5. Used the words "on fleek" at least once a day.
  6. Refused to give extra credit because...no.
  7. Bonus item: thing that will make them go batshit tomorrow - dyed my hair purple.